Californians...So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you're from California if:
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1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
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2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
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3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
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4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
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5. You can't remember .. . Is pot illegal?
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6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
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7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
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8. You can't remember .. . . Is pot illegal?
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9.. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
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10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
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11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
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12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
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13. You can't remember .. . .is pot illegal?
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14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
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15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
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16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
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17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
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18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
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19. The Terminator is your governor and even he can't seem to balance the state's budget.
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20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
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21. And lest we forget...you buy a pet bed for your girly SNAKE.
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I love those folks, especially when they stay home...
