Do What ??

An old college friend of mine sent these jokes to me today. They are so funny that I had to pass them on. Hopefully, they help with your Wednesday !!
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1. So, how many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Then, raise my hand.
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2. OK, so what's the speed of dark? Hmm...I dunno.
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3. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. There may be alcohol involved with this one.
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4. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now! (definitely my fav.)
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5. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? (Requires DEEP thought)
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6. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. (That's true...and as you all know, "weaseling into" or "out of" something is definitely one of my favorite expressions of speech)
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Work Out Report:
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Fri: Run, 5 miles, 8:45 pace. What the hell am I doing, running on my day off ??
Sat: Cycle, 35 miles, 17.5 mph average. Man, I love that new Parmer extension. It goes past Hwy 29 and so far out into the country now that you can see members of the "Land of The Nine Fingered People."
Sun: Nada....just chilled; Whassup !! Sniff...
Mon: Run, 8.5 miles with Erin around TLT (Town Lake Trails). A little right thigh stiffness after that one.
Tues: Run, 4.6 miles with the Du's at AHS; 400 repeats (2:10 average) with 200 recovery...did eight of these total, plus the run to and from J&A's. Ah yes, Spring is back.