At the beginning of work weeks, I often wonder: during this one, am I going to be the fish or the Creature from the Black Lagoon?
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"Swamp Thing, I Think I Love You" (electric guitar sounds whaling in the background)..
Aquarists take note, it is critically important to consider the full size and special care requirements of adult specimens before stocking your tank with juvenile versions of these. Yes, they’re adorable and cute. And sure, they’re nice and small now. But (much like alligators and reptilians in general) what are you going to do a few months from now...when they’ve reached full maturity, and you’re chasing one around the house with a harpoon gun? You know the story...it caught a glimpse of your girlfriend or significant other in her swimsuit, fell in love, grabbed her and ran away in the general direction of the foggy swamp?
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"I Wanna Know For Sure" Wha Wha Wha Whaaa...
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